YumYumLax Presents: 5 Sort-Of-Useful Accessories You Need

STX Thumbguard
Save your thumbs. You don't want to be like, "look ma, no thumbs" ...

Shockdoctor Mouthguard Case
Have you taken a good look at your mouth guard lately? Now do you really want to put that in your mouth?

Eyeblack
Perfect thing to prepare yourself for battle. We've seen some interesting applications, ie; Mike Powell, or the backwards "7" style ... time for something new & different, like say, a raccoon eyes look, or maybe a fake Magnum P.I. moustache.

Weighted Stick Doughnut
We used to use real doughnuts. These are heavier & better for your stick skills.

Nok Out
Damn holmes, your pads smell like hot corn chips ...

Bonus selection: Hot Sauce
Great for freshman initiations.